No, honestly...

Arriving in Christchurch just after the earthquake, but in time for a verty substatial aftershock, I was - er - interested to find that the floor between my hotel bedroom and the lift was a trench. Amusingly the next day this note appeared - I'm sure it is true, but it just reads like a panic-staions PR puff, doesn't it? Mind you, the hotel did get knocked about a bit - i was in bed in the aftershock and it really shook!